Fosstiping is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful wasp.

Fosstiping created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosstiping, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosstiping, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fosstiping's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fosstiping's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always obey Fosstiping's priests.

3. Fosstiping loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help goats.