Cetbelljen Rapgatbifcanbapjap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful wyvern.

Cetbelljen Rapgatbifcanbapjap created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetbelljen Rapgatbifcanbapjap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cetbelljen Rapgatbifcanbapjap, he will turn you into a duck.

Cetbelljen Rapgatbifcanbapjap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cetbelljen Rapgatbifcanbapjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Put Cetbelljen Rapgatbifcanbapjap first in all things.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cetbelljen Rapgatbifcanbapjap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.