Saskindogkop is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong
human.
Saskindogkop created tapeworms two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Saskindogkop, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Saskindogkop, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Saskindogkop's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Saskindogkop's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not keep eight monkeys in a large pit.
3. Never hurt nematodes.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not listen to music.