Saskindogkop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong human.

Saskindogkop created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saskindogkop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Saskindogkop, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Saskindogkop's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Saskindogkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not keep eight monkeys in a large pit.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.