Gebnartsis is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humane jackal.

Gebnartsis created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnartsis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gebnartsis, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gebnartsis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gebnartsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never feed limes to sharks while wearing kilts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Gebnartsis.

5. Worship no other gods but Gebnartsis.