Tigfebcat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring centipede.

Tigfebcat created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tigfebcat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tigfebcat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tigfebcat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tigfebcat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Tigfebcat on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed lots of beans to porpoises while wearing green shoes.