Duddinkem is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying whale.

Duddinkem created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duddinkem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Duddinkem, it will not care at all.

Duddinkem's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Duddinkem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.