Metcitced is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, loving ferret.

Metcitced created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metcitced, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Metcitced, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Metcitced's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Metcitced's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.