Won is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying dugong.

Won created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Won, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Won, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Won's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Won's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about stars.