Dunzaggig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving pigeon.

Dunzaggig created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunzaggig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dunzaggig, she will be very unhappy.

Dunzaggig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dunzaggig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Erect five nickel sculptures of Dunzaggig on top of important buildings.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.