Ciplarpveen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring fox.

Ciplarpveen created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Ciplarpveen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ciplarpveen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ciplarpveen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ciplarpveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ciplarpveen.