Babfudzed is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring alligator.

Babfudzed created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babfudzed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babfudzed, she will curse you with boils.

Babfudzed's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Babfudzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat bark.