Luncedmid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sapient gerbil.

Luncedmid created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Luncedmid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Luncedmid, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Luncedmid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Luncedmid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Luncedmid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.