Gennadcanjon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring wombat.

Gennadcanjon created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennadcanjon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gennadcanjon, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gennadcanjon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gennadcanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.