Zedjen Nararfcip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful hedgehog.

Zedjen Nararfcip created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedjen Nararfcip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedjen Nararfcip, he will be very sad.

Zedjen Nararfcip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zedjen Nararfcip's Holy Commandments

1. Zedjen Nararfcip loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zedjen Nararfcip.