Mipdonboss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome gorilla.

Mipdonboss created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipdonboss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mipdonboss, it will think nothing of it.

Mipdonboss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mipdonboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipdonboss.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.