Boddutcetwit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, effective hydra.

Boddutcetwit created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddutcetwit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Boddutcetwit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Boddutcetwit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Boddutcetwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Boddutcetwit.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not kill nematodes.