Yattyarlkip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing duck.

Yattyarlkip created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattyarlkip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yattyarlkip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yattyarlkip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yattyarlkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about fire.