Omtkinpas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient squid.

Omtkinpas created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtkinpas, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omtkinpas, she will strike you with lightening.

Omtkinpas' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Omtkinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.