Fagdosspod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain deer.

Fagdosspod created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagdosspod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fagdosspod, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fagdosspod's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fagdosspod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fagdosspod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always obey Fagdosspod's priests.

5. Never look at black holes.