Yikcabquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud rhinoceros.

Yikcabquag created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcabquag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikcabquag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yikcabquag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yikcabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Never eat beans.

3. You must pray to Yikcabquag six times a day.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.