Pomartdod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful parrot.

Pomartdod created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomartdod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pomartdod, it will turn you into a tree.

Pomartdod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pomartdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink coats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing gray skirts.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing cyan shoes and balancing three platinum spheres on your chest.