Stannarlbeptof is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, cheerful
squirrel.
Stannarlbeptof created Africa four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stannarlbeptof, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stannarlbeptof, she will destroy your favourite star.
Stannarlbeptof's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Stannarlbeptof's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Stannarlbeptof's name in vain.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never talk about sheep.
4. You must love Stannarlbeptof.
5. Never eat bark.