Pomratbotmintarpbast is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional goat.

Pomratbotmintarpbast created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomratbotmintarpbast, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomratbotmintarpbast, she will be very sad.

Pomratbotmintarpbast's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Pomratbotmintarpbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Hide if nine rats approach from the east.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never think about spacetime near ducks while wearing black kilts and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.