Cipweeham is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring parrot.

Cipweeham created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipweeham, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cipweeham, she will make you grow a tail.

Cipweeham's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cipweeham's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Cipweeham loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not stand on grass.