Bugmobspagbudpang is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic penguin.

Bugmobspagbudpang created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmobspagbudpang, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugmobspagbudpang, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bugmobspagbudpang's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bugmobspagbudpang's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bugmobspagbudpang.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Bugmobspagbudpang loves otters, so they must be respected.