Citcepdidquaf Cipdanbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil human.

Citcepdidquaf Cipdanbab created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Citcepdidquaf Cipdanbab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Citcepdidquaf Cipdanbab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Citcepdidquaf Cipdanbab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Citcepdidquaf Cipdanbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise skirts.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing green shorts.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to doves while wearing magenta shoes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not keep nine porpoises in a large pit.