Japmabjan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage dragonfly.

Japmabjan created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Japmabjan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Japmabjan, it will not invite you to parties.

Japmabjan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Japmabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Do not take Japmabjan's name in vain.