Yokgadlin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent squid.

Yokgadlin created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokgadlin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yokgadlin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yokgadlin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yokgadlin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yokgadlin.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.