Yaktargdotnill is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, confident horse.

Yaktargdotnill created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Yaktargdotnill, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yaktargdotnill, she will curse you with boils.

Yaktargdotnill's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yaktargdotnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never feed parsnips to squirrels while wearing red skirts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into blue rooms.