Quatdodkip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating dragonfly.

Quatdodkip created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatdodkip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quatdodkip, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quatdodkip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quatdodkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing yellow stockings and balancing three carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Never talk about fire.