Padhamkargodfut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful dog.

Padhamkargodfut created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Padhamkargodfut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Padhamkargodfut, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Padhamkargodfut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Padhamkargodfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Padhamkargodfut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never wear red trousers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.