Flapbosskar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable ant.

Flapbosskar created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flapbosskar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flapbosskar, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flapbosskar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flapbosskar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Flapbosskar in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing cyan tights and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Do not keep three goats in a large pit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.