Cedxucfab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, slow goose.

Cedxucfab created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedxucfab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cedxucfab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cedxucfab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cedxucfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to voles while wearing fawn shirts.

2. Run away if five monkeys approach from the east.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. You must pray to Cedxucfab three times a day.