Flowcaddot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, happy jaguar.

Flowcaddot created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcaddot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flowcaddot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flowcaddot's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flowcaddot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Flowcaddot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never sprint near tapirs.