Rakflanbut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, uncaring hare.

Rakflanbut created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakflanbut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rakflanbut, he will turn you into a frog.

Rakflanbut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rakflanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not take Rakflanbut's name in vain.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never paint your legs magenta.