Kipyomgut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, temperamental fairy.

Kipyomgut created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipyomgut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kipyomgut, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kipyomgut's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kipyomgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kipyomgut.

5. You must love Kipyomgut.