Kabzist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing skunk.

Kabzist created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabzist, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabzist, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kabzist's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kabzist's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Kabzist on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.