Stikgadzem is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent cat.

Stikgadzem created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Stikgadzem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stikgadzem, she will try to impress you with trees.

Stikgadzem's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stikgadzem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Hide from yellow otters for they are unholy.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Put Stikgadzem first in all things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.