Bedzessflag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet giraffe.

Bedzessflag created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedzessflag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedzessflag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bedzessflag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bedzessflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.