Gadcumyat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured armadillo.

Gadcumyat created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcumyat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadcumyat, he will laugh at you.

Gadcumyat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gadcumyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Put Gadcumyat first in all things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gadcumyat.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.