Bitnullciss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful giraffe.

Bitnullciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitnullciss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bitnullciss, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bitnullciss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bitnullciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never pour water over plants.