Metdunnar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tiresome warg.

Metdunnar created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metdunnar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Metdunnar, she will ignore you.

Metdunnar's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Metdunnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.