Talrutnad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, smart swan.

Talrutnad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Talrutnad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Talrutnad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Talrutnad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Talrutnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Talrutnad.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.