Cabvonkbog Wadzodhig Nulcisslid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered snake.

Cabvonkbog Wadzodhig Nulcisslid created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabvonkbog Wadzodhig Nulcisslid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cabvonkbog Wadzodhig Nulcisslid, she will curse you with boils.

Cabvonkbog Wadzodhig Nulcisslid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cabvonkbog Wadzodhig Nulcisslid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not run in public.