Fabbidgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, egotistical wasp.

Fabbidgon created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbidgon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabbidgon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fabbidgon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fabbidgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fabbidgon on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Fabbidgon.

4. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Never write about amino acids.