Wadyarpjad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent human.

Wadyarpjad created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadyarpjad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wadyarpjad, he will turn you into a plant.

Wadyarpjad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wadyarpjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wadyarpjad on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.