Farnlatgov Limfubhanort is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic dryad.

Farnlatgov Limfubhanort created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnlatgov Limfubhanort, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Farnlatgov Limfubhanort, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Farnlatgov Limfubhanort's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Farnlatgov Limfubhanort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.