Bassmidveg Garnibganrilloopvoling is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fussy donkey.

Bassmidveg Garnibganrilloopvoling created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Bassmidveg Garnibganrilloopvoling, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bassmidveg Garnibganrilloopvoling, it will turn you into a slug.

Bassmidveg Garnibganrilloopvoling's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bassmidveg Garnibganrilloopvoling's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.