Arnjoncim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable jellyfish.

Arnjoncim created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnjoncim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arnjoncim, she will laugh at you.

Arnjoncim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Arnjoncim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Never paint your feet indigo.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never feed carrots to goats while wearing gray tights.

5. Run away if seven snakes approach from the east.