Tandossteen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast human.

Tandossteen created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tandossteen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tandossteen, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tandossteen's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tandossteen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.